i reckon this as 1 of the lowest point of my life..
kenna whack by ppl..
step into police station..
panda face...
4 ulcers inside my mouth..
every i eat oso pain..
1 burnt tongue..
fever this morning cant go sch..
now?
knnbccb...
head like breaking into pieces..
pain pain pain..
very pain..
worst than punches and ulcers...
headache....
I HATE...
i shall go hug my pillow n swallow some pills.
everything will be fine tml..
i hope..
this whole week haven go sch yet..
somehow i want to go tml...

finally i am able to go out of my hse..
woohoooo!!!
work today is slow..
too slow..
pls dun blame me..
my "leader" is slower..
very too slow...
zzzzzz...
and my supervisor,
pls use proper name for me..
stop calling me dog or slave..
theres a limit..
i will fed up de..
i show her by slamming the whole rollcage..
tt helps..
she shut up for the rest of the day...

today SK so funny..
early morning got supplier irritates him alrdy..
"GIVE ME GIVE ME!"
lol!
but again, wats new?

i am in deep coma again today..
slp slp slp slp slp..
wake up eat abit abit..
watch PSS..
now, i am so slpy..
but my dear sisters,
order pizza....

tml i goin sch,
i think i need a recorder..
every1 will ask n luff at me...
but..
aiya..
swah lah..

tonite i gonna slp at 12mn...
NO MATTER WAT!!!

police statement was never fun..
took so long..
boring!
identify faces.
so easy meh???
freak..

i realised i got 4 ulcers and a burnt tongue..
how am i goin to survive?

party world was rather bad..
becz of the mouth condition,
saliva alot..
kns..
drinks like free..
8 cups..
i drunk 3..
back home lao sai..
sway...

i am going back to work tml..
i see myself 101% fit..
its onli some stupid blue black around my eyes..
i am perfectly ok!!!

slping slping slping..
this is wat i do today..
lol..

when i say i go, i will go de..
dun nid to chui me to go..
but.. i cant slp now..
sis using the com.
loud..
arhhh..

now u ask me to go back..
sometimes...
girl...
arhhhh
fan!

blog entry 193..
i hardly can see the words..
yes..
i fight again today..
yes..
my eyes are swollen..
yes..
its 3 against 12..
but at least, i nv let myself down..
ppl not playing properly.
ppl pushing their weight ard.
ppl coming in not to play,
"my frens say u all want to fight"
to fight..
i cant possible stand there n let them punch rite?
its call SELF DEFEND..
alvin managed to pin tt most bastard guy down..
i just aim him onli..
others punch me oso nvm..
i just want to aim him..
yq gave his virgin punches today oso..
grab a guy running towards me..
dedicate 3 punches to him..
after tt the guy ask yq,
"WHY YOU PUNCH ME???"
AHAHAHA!!! joker..
if u are goin to punch me until my eyes swollen,
then u are goin to walk away lidat..
u ever use ur ass to think..
will i let u go anot?
becz i am not wrong..
i think alot of ppl saw who started the fight
and who is really the wrong party..
police inform, ambulance called..
hospital can be a long wait..
crap..
blur doc who 4get to gimme my mc..
i oso earn myself some nice names..
sister: "yandao ehh"
sher: "beautiful barney eyes"
wow!
who else can come out with more creative name will
be given a prize!
lol...
as for this week, maybe no sch n no work..
its gonna be home, slp..
sssshiok!

as for my eyes..

see!

dun luff!

its not about being hero, its the pride i cant swallow..

i slipped and fall..

not once..

but twice..

flat on my butt..

but i think i will not be luff by another 1..

1 very old n lousy ground..

its wet due to rain..

damn...

but nvm..

i just want to faint ytd nite..

sooooo tired..

in the end have to just go to bed..

and i am not gay..

i want to be footballer!

but i nv want to wear a BIKINI!

admire my back ba.. i think i will get quite high marks..

going watch soccer later.. i so tired.. after shopping at bugis and eastpoint..

*thnks harng for these pics.

EVERYBODY...
i lost 1 KG...
SSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhh..
listen..
i lost 1 KG...
SSSSSSShhhhhhhhhh..
listen..
its a start..
i will silence the critics..
ssssssssssHHHHHHHH...

my dear cousin got 231 for psle..
i still stand the lousiest of all..
crap..

D&D was ok..
i was offered 5 cups of beer..
errr...
met the girl who went the course together..
haha..
lke fated lah.. sit next table..

sponsored football team..
sound interesting?
can i commit myself?
can i play?
can i join?
or can i just forget about it?

time to slp boy..
long day tml..
love u all!!!!!

which joker use my name?!?!?!?!?!!!
i dun anyhow give my kiss away wan hor..
not a shui bian de nan ren..
haii..
nvm then...


i tink i really need to go pray le..
3411..
i like buy everyweeks..
today a wednesday is no exception..
buy abit more lah..
$4..
knnnnnnnnnnnn..
first prize.. 3...4....1....
at this very moment..
my shorts want to wet liao..
gan jiong liao..
3413...
arrggggghhh..
starter another number 3418..
kaozzz..
sway to the max..
both miss by single number.

just noe a secret PWD..
hahaha!
arghh..
always make me an idiot..
byebye..

GAY..
i want to be 1 today..
i have see many types of girl/woman today..
from morning tt cb to nite another cb..
i totally lost the confident in girl..
girl comes in all types and kinds..
sway enuff, i met the bad ones today..
backstabbing, arrogant, nonsense, oversensitive, etc
ccb.. these are harmful to guys..
y cant girl be as simple as boy?
boy is very easy..
we can be sum up into 1 word,
LECHEROUS..
*guys, dun tell me u r not*
at least lecherous is normal, it does not harm.
haiiii..
but watever...
tml i will be the strong boy again.
yes! i will!
i will go slp now..
heeeeeeeeee..

FIGHT..
this word often link to me..
today not me..
like finally.. (hahaha)
today is really a stranger to fight..
MR YEO yq..
he got the ball,
the fat bastard bang him from behind..
he slam against the wall..
turn around..
slap the 1.5m fatty twice?
aiyo.. let me teach u..
dun hold ur punches..
want to punch then punch..
the fat bastard later bully chokchong..
then i went in to replace him..
i really got the urge to fight today..
so i got in.. hoping to give him a punch in the face..
guess wat? i haven touch the ball, touch the bastard,
samuel leak in a softest of ball..
i almost went crazy..
scream at him.. grrrrrrrrr...
i almost late for work..
thnks to my jiu ming en ren..
so tired.. slp slp slp
Plenty of commitment, lack of fluency, I am happy.

SAD
:(


















Superman needs a hug sometimes too..
tired of being 1..

went k with my classmates today..
6 ppl spilt 2 rooms..
run here and there with mic..
kind of fun..
ahaha..
enjoy!

training with pana..
grass..
my fav grass..
the smell make me want to play..
kind of tiring..
onli we 2..
his legs become soft..
my back become stiff..
so..
back home..

dinner was food from pasam malam..
i ate 1 fried banana,
1 sotong ball,
1 tako ball,
half a burger..
acceptable?
given tt morning i didnt eat,
klunch is like shit..

sometimes..
being kind, wrong..
not kind, wrong..
talk can bcome niam..
dun talk like not concern..
sometimes......
haii..
:(

the hardest, the worst pain, the only me..

HARDEST.
guys..
wat do u think is the hardest thing to do on earth?
1) taking a girl to bed?
2) proving ur penis is strong?
3) being rich, free and happy at the same time?
ans: none of the above..
the hardest thing i find is tt telingl a woman tt she is not fat..
woman! what is fat actually?
fat is being obese.
fat is having 3 layers of meat when u sit down.
fat is theres 2 piece of lard hanging on ur cheeks!
fat is tt chibye in my class..
but for some reasons,
which i duno y..
every single woman thinks tt she is fat...
even if the girl is 160cm weighting 42kg,
figure like wind blow can fly,
to her she is still FAT
but without the fats, will ur breast appear?
soo... girls with fats is normal mah..
I always been strongly disagree with ppl goin on a diet..
i have seen ppl suffering from anorexia..
they are poor thing..
so i scared my surrounding ppl kenna this..
sooooo..
this girl..
i told her again and again..
until i oso want to give up..
the words didnt get into her hard skull..
from diet change to want to be abit thinner..
haha! still the same rite?
grrrr...
guys.. get wat i mean now?
convincing a girl she is not fat = impossible.

WORST PAIN.
my left middle finger has swollen..
beside the nail, theres some yellow liquid ba..
after work, after bath,
took the needle..
poke it into my skin..
the continous poking causing a river of blood..
pain until the whole finger numb..
i feel the pain..
very pain.....

THE ONLY ME..
ppl.. have u wonder y alway in soccer,
ppl will respect me?
becoz of the past credits..
becoz of the past of the superb pck..
who has seen the real me?
NO1.
sunday soccer,
pressure building on me, after like 4 weeks or so of absence..
i scared my legs will give way again..
but i need to take the first step to regain my superiority..
step by step..
get my footing and touches rite first..

tml pon sch go K..
hehe..
good luck for ur interview!

racist abuse from a customer..
for no reasons..
abusing every single CHINESE customers / staffs ard her?
WHO CAN TAKE IT?
i start SCOLDING AND CURSING!
then the funny hwee lan aunty..
pull me all the way into pantry and ask me to cool down!
racist comment in blog result in jail for 1,2 wks..
shouting in public???
f***ing hell..
went to K with sherlyn..
aaaaaaaaahahahaha..
soooooo funny lah..
for god sake,
i cant sing cao ge songs!
too high!!!
baby i still BELIEVE..
wow.. lao hong arrrr...
sing like kill chk..
as for miss sher..
she is oso same same..
how do i LIVEEEeeEEee without u..
aaaahahaha..
nvm..
together all lao hong..
zhao sia..
soooo FUN LAH!!!
MORE KBOX PLS!!!!
right now,
i am soooo tired...
tml go sch for fun nia..
lol.. for ut lah..
i cant sing like b4 anymore..
i keep coughing...

not actually a good day..
slpy, tired, and meet 1 fat chibye..
in RP, teamwork is important..
we have to work to get grade.
but 1 fat chibye,
work smart, very smart...
always in class,
never do work..
if she is pretty,
yes, she is, with a 2cm thick of makeup..
fat chibye.. act chio..
despite not doing work,
she keep gettin A..
becoz,
she shoot questions at other teams like free..
shoot impt questions nvm..
she shoot those stupid question..
today i got fed up..
vasodilation and vasoconstriction..
i noe she will ask, i explain..
after my explanation,
tt fat chibye...
"erm.. wat is vasodilation and vasoconstriction huh?"
whole class look at me and luff..
knn.. see see? ask stupid questions and not paying attention..
nvm!
next..
my teammate present, he tend to gan jiong..
becz he gan jiong, she want to shoot more..
becz in this way, he cant ans her questions, she get grade!
see? BITCH rite?
everyweek shoot my this fren, until he get a C everytime!
i got fed up, shout at her! asking her to shut up!
nvm!!!
during her class presentation, we shown excellent class spirit.
we ask her questions, not her team.. lol!
nvm!
during 6p, faci askin for answer..
i say out, then she repeat wat i said louder..
i dun rmb having a parrot..
whole class luff again..
she is just so jian..
that fat chibye..
actually, if u all notice, i nv scold girl..
but this fat chibye, really get on my nerves!
class can end early, becoz of her always late!
but how jian and fucK up she is,
i just want a peaceful life..
after this entry, i shall go n slp..
slpt 4 hours ytd.. outside the whole day..
tml work morning..
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. sian ar...
reach home at 6 helpin dad with ahgong,
bath time fall 4 times..
when i carry him out to the floor,
suddenly his hands drop down..
like those drama when ppl die liao..
i bend down n see..
chey... haven yet..
he is exhuasted after fallin so many times..
actually we are more exhuasted..
but nobody noes......

Seven Strangers

Seven strangers found themselves as a team,
on a early Sunday morning.
Different class they were from,
and a little different in skin colour too.

Yet, they merged as one soul,
headed towards a goal.
Hard work paid off,
and they were rewarded!
Soccer-mates forever.
























p.s: Its br0thers like you all makes me realised how blessed I am.-

sister 21st bday..
finally its over..
becoz everything is just so hectic...
just imagine, 100 ppl in ur hse..
woohooo..
ok..
it started from 530 to 10..
every1 has got full praise for the food..
some prepare by mom n uncle..
the whole carpark full of my relatives and sis frens's car..
lift always at 11 floor..
ok..
locations of peple..
uncles of mom side at the staircast,
aunties of mom side along corridor,
aunties of dad side inside 1 part of living room,
small cousin of both sides anyhow run,
sis frens in the other part of living room..
wat my family do?
walk here n shake there.
lai lai come, eat...
entertain ppl lor..
uncle bought alot of liquor..
alot of ice for alot of liquor..
fair enuff..
i rush to ntuc buy a bot of ugly champane..
sucks!
sis frens were mainly girls..
but i tell u,
the girls all damn tall(1.75m plus) and got figure de..
sis classmate, gf is a sg idol contestant..
wooooo..
quite pretty.. but she is potato..
gan tang...
pretty pretty girls...
after all went home at 11..
mop mop, clear up..
slp at 2 plus lidat..
tired..
work morning..
ok..
time for 1 disgusting fact of life..
i got 3 not close cousins of mom side...
we are really not close lah.
all 3 got family liao..
as u all noe, each family like give a hongbao rite?
they put together.. ok.. nvm..
3 couple, 6 ppl
total income each mth add up to ard $35000.
hongbao inside put,
$60......
ladies and gentlemen..
20 each couple..
disgustin anot u all say..
1 got baby le..
we have agree to do the same thing..
fucking disgusting.. kaozzz...
my cousin? pui..
throw dustbin..
by sure got good cousin de.
1 bought ard 15 roses..
hehe..
overall, 21st bday is nice but tiring..
$20 hongbao.. buai paiseh!!!

for some reasons..
prof himself must go market,
sweep floor,
mop floor,
carry this n tt,
clean this n tt.
free labour...
walao..
permenant part time maid..
tonite aprrox 100 ppl at my hse..
wow...
buffet, mom cook, uncle cook...
i got some funny relatives here..
buy thing like free..
now, 1057, got 30 kg of ice..
tonite another 30kg..
funny lah!
i shall go to "work" again..
online midnight ba...

HAVE U SEEN HIM???

Name: Mr Lou Jun Teck

Height: 1.73m

weight: 60kg

last seen: unkown

Address: blk 451, pasir ris dr 6

Mr lou jun teck was a super fit,

with a fucking arrogant attitude and

not very handsome man.

He is a student of SP, in the course of aerospace.

He will always hang up with harry, jl n co at S-11,

He will always meet me for soccer every sat then.

But on a traumatic day, the whole group of us actually found him

MISSING!!!

POSSIBILITIES:

1) got some illnesses

2) grow fatter

3) got gf dun want frens

4) in debt

5) suffering from autistic

the whole grp of ppl have got ard and cancel out point 1 to 4.

so tts mean we onli have point 5 as consideration.

if tts really so, we need to pay him a visit..

on the 11/nov/2005, his bday....

mr poh cheng keong and mr tan jun long were under his blk..

they keep calling n calling, but to no avail..

said mr poh cheng keong, captain of the team:

"knnb eh ccb! limbei deliver until blk still dun want to come down"

"knnb eh pcb"

the cursing went on and on..

so mr tan junlong, advisor of the team suggested tt:

"nnb, go hse diao pig head lah"

the both handsome, charming guys bang the door until want to drop,

but his patient pay off, nv open door..

after nearly 20 mins of waiting.. they went home..

To all frens out there..

if u all want to be missing, pls have totally no contact with ur frens..

becoz if u gone missing, we will need to show the care and concern for U!

but watever it is,

99.999% of ppl in the team when ask about Mr Lou Jun Teck will have a

common answer..

"huh? who is junteck?"

sad to say.. They are having NO MORE MEMORIES of this man..

we onli have to applause for this man endurance and cruelness..

SAID doctor poh: "maybe he is just sick up there in the brain, pls bring him here for

consultation."

"pls help, he is the final piece of my team!" plead captain poh..

anyone with informations pls contact the PCK library at

8133****.. or email poh_keong@hotmail.com

reward of $5000000000000000 will be given if he is found.

dead or alive

DUN BE KIND...
my beloved ahma..
at the age of 70..
also need to kenna bully..
my "GOOD" uncle and wife..
can go open stall selling food..
3 children age all like younger than pri 1..
they can just go open stall lidat..
until the very last min then tell ahma to go his hse look after children..
lidat leave my ahma with wat choice??
have to go early morning and come back pasir ris..
today morning, she already told my mama she not feeling good there..
this afternoon she come back at 2 plus..
i ask her..
she say its like jail lidat..
hai...
then 5 plus, duno wat happened, ahma went down again!!!
just becz of a phone call from uncle..
seriously, frankly,
old woman of 70 yrs old..
pasir ris to bedok, bedok to pasir ris..
fun ar!
and quite funny hor?
no $$$ to buy diapers for my ah gong..
not a single visit..
got $$ to open stall..
weird rite?
lidat i oso can got open stall le..
he sell fish porridge ar?
then i sell my bak chor mee lah..
Poor ahma.. left with no choice..
i want my ahma BACK!
i shld tell her tml..
how can deny tt own bed is not nicer?
f uck him.. f uck him.. F UCK HIM...
WHEN man is so selfish sometimes,
then why we have to be KIND?
think hard every1..
DUN BE KIND!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i kick a ball first time in 1 mth..
i can say, atlantis park malay frens have got no future..
too slow liao..
bored me!
but no choice, just need to get my legs to start working..
slowly.. i will be back..

i was readin the new Penal code..
then some weird thoughts fly inside my mind..
Current laws do not allow for prosecution against a husband for raping his wife because he enjoys marital immunity..
The new Penal Code aims to remove this legal protection, on the condition that the wife is legally separated from her husband, or has taken a Personal Protection Order to prevent her husband from having sex with her..
soon.. stricter law will be imposed.. suggested a lawyer..
so.. i predict 1 myself.. PCK's law..
Any contact made by husband on the bed against the will of wife will be counted as violation?
then wife will have the right to prosecute the husband?
Then? during menses time, husband will die..
thinking of goin batam?
wait..
new Penal code also say tt:
Some 600 men go to Batam every week for sex with under-aged girls..
the Home Affairs Ministry is proposing new laws to punish those who operate, promote, or go on child sex tours.
siao liao lah.. geylang expensive..
I predict tt soon.. singapore man will be SEX DEPRIVED..
but whens there bad news, there will always be good news..
Anal and oral sex will no longer be illegal unless the person is forced to perform the act without his or her consent, or if the person is under 16 years of age.
so what we need to worry now? just buy more listerine to clean ur mouth and our life will be just fine sucking each other..
even sex can be troublesome...

i simply love ppl lookin down on me..
its fun to see them eating their own words..
Believe me..
i am poh cheng keong..
i wont do anything tt i not confident..
this boy in my class..
not my team..
we were in the lab...
"aiyo.. where u use 2 onli, we use 4 leh..
sure canot wan.. ur team gone liao lah..."
halo mister..
theres a wire connecting from mine to the table infront..
teamwork.. better than urs! working experiment oso..
he ate his own words, half full..
inside class...
when my turn to present...
"ready to die liao ar? go lor.."
i end up presenting without any problems.
halo mister..
ur team kenna ask how many times?
obviously u copy other ppl ppt lah..
he is now very full after eating all his words..
-_-'''
fucker.. let me teach u sth..
dun look down on anybody..
the power of being not respected is very huge..
we can do some amazing things wan..
also let me remind u sth..
my name is poh cheng keong!

dinner buffet at this pariss at TM..
shit stuffs..
explains everything liao?
thnks..
but i stuff in alot of shit becz i pay $27plus..

went back ntuc to close store although i nv work..
aiya..
then want the old lady do herself meh..
all heavy heavy de leh..
soooo..
go back onli lor..
dq and stef were there oso..

i forever will lose to her..
she will forever make me lao kui..
"its quite funny, i can't bath"..
jian ren!!
superman wont die de!!!!

finally.. i can go to slp..
when its over its over!
time really does heal EVERYTHING!

add on 2 nike tee to my collection..
2 new 3/4 pants..
i spend away all my needless $$$ this mnth..
u wont see me at any sgpool outlet..
i say i wont touch, i wont touch..
i dun feel too well today..
since workin in the morning,
my chest like got sth lidat..
want to vomit but cant..
then i come home onli,
mom say to me that my face quite pale..
i told her ya.. i not feeling well..
but.. nvm.. i am superman..
shldnt die so early..
today i have a chee chong fun for lunch..
dinner was at 9pm..
diet diet diet!!!

duno y got girl like to smile at me for wat..
went jogging, took lift with a girl..
ehh.. i want to press the button u oso press..
opps! i touch her finger..
wei.. wait...
i am not a shui bian de nan ren..
y u touch me sia!!
lol!!
but then.. u are quite pretty lah.. permission granted!
hahaha..
i am so happy lah..
i did sth good today..
as usual blast my mp3 loud loud..
at bus 39..
then a small girl sat beside me..
shit.. half way, she fall aslp...
she was taking the outside seat..
although,
i dun have the reflexes of eugene,
dun have the agility of panadol,
dun have the luck of samuel, (he always happened to be there)
dun have the quickness of bob,
dun have the handling of harry,
i save her from falling down..
woohoo..
i call tt instinct lah!
haha..
now, after jog, i am sian liao..
maybe after bath, fm abit then slp liao..
btw.. thnks class for calling me sex freak..
from last sem tiko keong to this sem sex freak..
i have promote alrdy liao..
good nite every1.

DUN REGRET WHEN ITS TOO LATE!!!
knnbccb!
now i can go slp after disturbing ppl.. i too free!!! cb..

FM - Football manager..
i am crazy over playing it..
i spend 16 hours to complete a season..
now i am starting the second season..
a key member value is 23.5 million..
another club offer u 50 million for him..
WILL U SELL???
yes or no???
decision making time..
after thinking a long time...
i didnt sell him away..
i believe team bonding is more impt than $$$..
no point getting $$$ then my team losing rite..
hope i made this decision rite..
*didnt go sch today.. sian plus leg pain = stay home sleep!*