Story Pck's Body.....

One day, viruses A (fever), B (headache), C (flu) and D (cough) were discussing about PCK in his very own body…
Virus A: “siao eh, u all see hor, this bloody blacky always slp so late, sometime oso slp little nia.”
Virus D: “ya lor!”
Virus B: “the worst thing is that he still plays soccer in the rain. Damn bloody stupid rite? Make the antibodies work like hell.”
Virus D: “ya lor!”
Virus C: “now the antibodies are all very weak liao. Time for us to get in action!”
Virus D: “ya lor!”
Viruses A, B, C: “………” (Silence for 1 min, thinking “except ya lor, wat the fuck can he say?”)
Together: “wahahaha! Time to make him suffer!”

On 20th September:
Virus A: “lets go attack the big head of his first!”
Virus D: (for the first time) “chiong ar!!!”
They fought the antibodies all the way to the brain. Due to previous work commitments, the antibodies were plain tired. And were easily beaten.

When they finally reach the brain…
Virus B: “knnbccb! The antibodies also like him sia.. So stubborn…” (Wiping his sweat)
Virus A: “ok guys… time for party!”
Virus B starts to make his head like goin to burst, virus C makes his nose block like hell, D makes him cough like fuck and lastly, the most vicious of all, A, makes him kenna fever. Hot like fuck!

They were having quite some fun. And the bloody blacky was suffering like hell. Tossing and turning in bed… cant slp… whole body aching and head was bursting into pieces… “argh!!!”

On 21st September:
Bloody blacky finally step into the polyclinic… he came back with a bag of medicine. He took it and went to slp. He slp and slp and slp. While the medicine are starting to take effect.
Virus B: “I think I heard something from the artery.”
Virus D: (shaking legs) “wa lan ehh… dun worry so much can anot? Enjoy abit lah.”
Viruses A and C: (eating tidbits) “ Ya lah. Relax abit. We are in control now.”
But the sound of marching in the artery seems getting nearer and nearer. And out of a sudden, a large number of antibodies from the medicine appear. They fought very hard against the viruses.
After 1 day, 22nd September:
Viruses A, C, D: “ B, we shld have listen to u… but now, its already too late! Haizz…”
Becoz B was rather hum ji, so he wore a bullet proof vest. He was half dead also lah.
So Pck is suffering from very bad headache. Becoz B is still trying to make a last struggle.
Pck: “ knn. Lim bei head like goin to burst anytime.” He went to eat 2 more panadol…
Virus B: “NO…………”
All the viruses KO… all die…
Pck: “ my head still very “heavy” leh, duno how to go work tml.”
But never would pck know that during the viruses stay in the brain, they spoil the “release” button.
Damn!
So now he is suffering from constipation. 3 days since he last visited the toilet.

How huh? I eat about 4 apples, 3 bananas and half a papaya in 2 days. Still no feelin to go toilet. Haizz.. die die… tml how to go work sia. Later use strength then all the shit force out… hahahahaha! I not that disgusting lah…



I know this entry is kind of lame. I admit. Becoz I too bored liao.. “argh!!!” my head still like goin to burst lidat… haizzz.. time to go slp liao…its 1am le… haizzz.. any comment? Tag and let me know.
*head pain head pain*

wat is happenin to PCK?

This few days very weird and tired. In the end, yesterday I broke down to headache and fever lor.. damn… I remember I don’t get sick so easy last time wan.. wat happened to the immune system of mine? Haizz.. july, aug and sep I went to see doc sia.. every month 1 time.. damn shit! Yesterday nite was a painful wan.. I couldn’t slp, I was damn hot, my head like breaking… found out that I have no1 to turn to… struggle alone there, terrible, terrible, terrible… so suffering sia… the feeling like want to die but cant die lidat… haizzz… specially took off for the tekong thingy… in the end, at home… went polyclinic lor… today was quite fast… when I sick rite, my joints and especially my back will ache like hell… yesterday my supervisor dun believe I sick sia, keep askin me do this and that… I am like goin to show her my 2 days MC lor… haha! Next week is a busy week for me… 26th, 27th, 28th got T4 chalet… 30th,1st and 2nd got cousin wedding… regard to the chalet, I haven plan wat to buy yet leh… all leave it to Sunday lah… continue some other time… let me go rest first… haizzz…

longest yard.. nice movie...

hahaha.. yesterday hor, nv go work. coz i tired.. so slp slp slp... then in the afternoon went to orchard lido with lizah... hahaha.. meet her at bedok mrt lor.. haha.. damn funny sia.. she like so stress lidat.. keep sms me.. "where u?", "which cabin?" and stuffs.. haha.. then went there liao.. went to buy tickets for longest yard.. originally is she want to treat me wan.. but where got girl treat guy wan? so i pay lah.. she was soo angry.. keep naggin at me.. haha.. oso i notice something about her.. she also as violence as me sia.. keep hitting me.. haha... then we went walking ard.. haha.. see bags lah, perfume and stuffs.. me? i went to see shirt.. haha.. went to sit down and talk talk.. then went to movie lor.. the movie nice lor.. very funny.. u all free can go see.. haha.. popcorn was all over my shirt.. she dun want to eat but i keep pushin to her.. after movie, we went shopping.. haha.. we wonder together wat bag she shld buy.. adidas or nike? keep askin sia.. in the end, nike.. then buy perfume.. hmm.. as for me leh.. much easier... onli bought a brown shirt from topman.. haha.. i am so happy.. last time i went topman rite? must wear L wan.. now? M can liao.. haha.. so happy... after that she insist to treat me sia.. coz she is still angry that i pay for the movie.. went mac onli.. coz no idea wat to eat, was abit rush lah and not that hungry lah.. so eat, slack, talk and off we go.. took taxi to her work place.. she gonna work abit.. then i took bus from there.. waste time mah.. if not go home oso duno wat to do sia... haha.. bus 58.. new bus.. very fast reach pasir ris from eunos.. very very fast... reach home, slack.. watch soccer.. man utd and villarreal draw.. damn.. sher and me lost for the first time.. bet was a pkt of chicken wings.. haha.. for our T4 chalet.. hmm.. hope the chalet will come up lor.. then we can play like siao.. today is totally slack at home.. then go work.. but so tired there.. i duno y.. tml goin bugis buy jeans .. with my sis... buy for my shirt lor.. haha.. continue tml lor..

take care every1..
nitezzz..

PL0104 chalet...

haha... we were lookin forward to it.. and so fast, its here.. 12th of september, monday... haha... but... but... i am soo tired sia... sunday afternoon went to buy some stuffs.. aiyo.. sun soo hot.. then that night went to work.. tired.. after coming back from work, chat online... chat until about 2 plus then went to slp at 3 plus lidat..

monday wake up early at 8 lidat... went to ntuc with mom.. buy chicken, chicken wings, marshmellow, honey and stuffs lor.. haizz.. saw desmond and zj workin.. haha.. from WS, cycle to market buy coconut... haha.. home liao, rest abit.. sit down listen songs.. then went to loyang point buy things again... buy finish come home...

eat my lunch.. then went to bring sam to my house... he helps me to carry things to chalet.. at ard 215 lidat... he, me and mom went to check in lor... haha.. put down the things, sam went for interview.. haha... wait for liyi, gerlisa and alicia come liao then i went home slowly bring the stuffs there... went there liao... i slack there awhile lor.. then i call home, i think mom need help.. so i went home lor.. help her peel prawns lah and do others.. thnks mom! haha.. she sibei on sia.. tts y she is my mom... haha..

then i went to collect the otahs.. and the satay was deliver to my house oso.. good.. while waiting for mom to finish her beehoon, it rain... fuck lor... i suddenly "sian half".. haizzz...

waited, waited, waited...
wait until i totally so fed up sia.. partly becoz i am tired.. haizzz.. waited until 7 lidat.. rain smaller.. ask my sisters and dad.. help me bring down the stuffs.. and i took a taxi in..

knn.. the driver was like:
"erm.. ur stuffs wet anot huh?, i dun have any cardboard inside.."
i hold my anger.. and assure him its not wet and stuffs.. knn lor.. the uncle oso no brain wan sia.. my house to downtown how near nia? how wet can it be? fuck off.. when reach, sam, ash, ashley and faris waiting for me liao.. good! then u know wat the uncle do? faster collect money liao, go back and check.. after bring all the stuffs down, i purposely: "THANK U, uncle" haha.. chibye lor.. wat attitude sia.. so scare next time pls write: "wet not accepted"...

reach inside the chalet.. kaozzz.. everything is as normal.. i remembered i told some1 to wash the sweet potatoes and corns.. but its left there.. i ask them to go wash lor..
haizzz...

waited for about 30 mins lidat.. while waiting, ask them eat beehoon and curry first lor.. then see got abit rain nia.. hurry go set up fire.. haha.. i clever leh.. cover the pit with alu foil.. haha.. then started the fire.. the rain slowly stop and we started out bbq.. woohoo... not bad sia.. can walk over to yq class bbq.. talk talk, see see.. haha…

i was like bbq-ing the whole night.. haha.. the chilli seafood was the best lor.. every1 say gd and shiok.. haha.. mom special chilli leh.. wat u all think... haha.. onli 1 fac came, david chee.. haha.. then jevin came with a bottle of vodka.. siao liao lor.. christine and sly drunk... harng and sam abit... xinghao oso.. haha.. christine was like talkin rubbish to every1, canot walk straight then fall from chair.. haizzz... sly went to puke.. anyhow walk.. i must go drag him back.. we ask harng go bath and drink more water lor.. heng ar! onli 2 down.. haha.. then till midnight, 5zal and mar then come.. haha.. I got save food for them lah..

the funniest thing is we took pic of sam.. 3 of us pull his shirt, 1 take photo.. haha.. funny.. T4 oso got take photo oso! Woohoo… haha..


at quite late…
ask yq come over.. force him to eat curry..
mi: “ yq, is my mother a good cook?”
yq: “yeah”
mi: “then dun need to say anything liao, eat my curry!”

haha.. in the end he ate a plate of curry.. give out some otah to them oso.. them ask ppl to help to clear the food.. everything finish… except bee hoon and curry..

bath liao hor already 2 plus.. haizzz.. clean the pit there myself.. lucky mar help me oso.. then alone left to wash stuffs.. the second time, Shannon help me..
I was so hot.. took off my shirt lor.. dun care le.. who cares I am fat.. I am hot! Sweating.. I think yq and sherlyn saw me from far…
Haha..

After washing.. went in for ghost story lor.. haha.. jevin was excellent lor.. all damn scary sia… haha.. got chance I post here let u all read.. they went to red hse while I stay back to clean up, some inside bathing and playin cards..

Ard 5 lidat… me, sam, xinghao, jevin, gerlisa, liyi and Alicia went to beach.. sit there, talk talk… gerlisa and liyi were slpin.. haha.. there until 6 plus lidat..haha.. went back.. and we were all so tired lor.. but all watchin scary movie 1 I think.. haha.. funny sia.. then until I really really wanna collapse le lor.. at 8 plus, ask them all pack up, ready to check out…

We took out photo then went off.. with the help of our photo girls – sherlyn and sien’s gf.. jun sien and gf check put late.. he bathing wat.. haha!

I went home, siao liao.. bath… lie flat on bed.. slp.. but onli slp for 4 hrs onli.. then went to work already.. haha… superman rite?

To be honest, I am really freakin tired.. sooo.. once take charge can liao.. coz its soo tired and every1 think that dun need to worry coz got ppl (pck) will settle.. so really sibei sian ar….

But overall, I hope every1 have fun and enjoy the food.. I seriously too tired to really enjoy the fun.. haizzz.. shld I be happy or sad??? Its ok le… over le.. PL0104 will forever be in my memories… rock on guys!

Outing with frens...

Heyhey... Paiseh paiseh…Long long time nv touch my blog liao…Haha!

Hmm.. Last Friday, Me, sam, Alicia , gerlisa and liyi... Went bugis shop… Hahaha.. Meet liao rite? We went to this restaurant…














Hahahaha… Rich rite? No lah… We cant decide where to go eat… Then anyhow go inside and sit and eat lor… Haha!

Every1 order was fine… Except: Alicia’s
Look at this…













Hahahah… See the right hand side.. The amount of chilli sauce… Hahaha... almost half a plate rite? hahaha.. she said that the chicken is damn hard and its tasteless... haha.. and i strongly agree.. becoz she required force to cut it.. haha....

Then we went shoppin lor.. At bugis village there.. Bought a dress for Christine… Then me and sam bought a ring.. Same leh… But too bad, T4 members not complete… Hahaha... If not we buy the same ring… Nice! Then walk walk, Alicia wanna vomit.. Find her a toilet.. But nothing come out… Haha.. We then went to eat the Taiwan mango ice.. Haha… But… Alicia got feelin again.. So we went back.. And we were tired after that oso… I went bedok pasar malam with sam… Haha..
Buy food then home…

The next few days were rottin and working…
Haizzz…

boring weekend.. .. ..

saturday:
kaozz.. went to a stupid Ntuc course.. "ready to work".. start at 9.. have to wake up freaking early to get to queenstown lor.. sian... really a bored course.. but i managed to know 5 new frens.. they are sophia, kelvin, ming feng, sherona and christine.. haha.. we like go there play wan.. more than goin and learn.. haha.. about 430 lidat end. then i chiong back home, to play soccer.. haha... thats the end of my saturday liao.. haizz.. by the way.. i was paid to go to that course.. wahaha..

sunday:
woke up early lor.. went joggin.. blisters bleed again.. damn.. sian... haizzz.. then ah gong keep urine on the floor.. kaozzz... then slp in the afternoon.. haha.. wake up, go buy food, eat, go work lor.. haha... work was busy... saw her mom, and my new fren, jaiyi and her sister.. damn.. duno y sunday soo many last mintue shoppers.. hate them sia.. delay the time.. then make my work finish late.. damn.... reaching home.. was greeted by shit on the floor.. by ah gong... all over the bath room.. damn smelly.. wat to do? clean lah.. sway sia.. talk to lizah.. she is sick.. haha.. and i got more "shocking" news about her.. hahaha... after playin game, slp at 430 lidat..


hmm...
alot of comment about my beard...
some say nice..
some say ugly..
some say i copy..

mine..










jay chou' s












see? its totally different.. and most importantly.. his is fake.. draw up wan.. mine is real.. by the way.. during sec 4, b4 this image is out, i already tried growing le.. so i didnt copy any1 at all..

regard to the nice and ugly.. its ppl opinions.. i wont comment at all.. coz when i like it, i will do it.. no1 can stop me at all.....

last day of PL0104....

friday was the last day of my semester.. oso the last day we are together.. my class.. hmm.. 4 mths seem short, but we really enjoy this period of time together... watchin movies in class, joking, playing and many many things... but good thing always have to end.. sad sia.. haizzz..

cognitive class lor.. slack like wat.. class end at 1245 lidat.. then harng and alicia go tapao for us... we eat in class together lor.. then after a short rest.. we go play game.. haha.. me, sam, alicia, harng, junsien, liyi, jasmine, gerlisa and donghong... we play until the rain.. haha.. soo fun.. playing volley ball, bball and volleyball.. after an hr, we are tired and wet... went back to class lor.. dry ourselves up.. then play true or dare.. hahaha.. so funny leh... sam kiss jun sien.. really jiss lor.. damn gross.. holy shit.. can puke sia.. hahaha... play until 6... haizzz.. for the last time, we bid the classroom gd bye.. sad leh... happy memories inside...

went together take bus 132 to orchard.. coz raining mah.. haha... wait freakin long lor.. aiyo...

see u guys at class chalet...

PL0104 will always be remember...
















the 4 facs...
5zal, mao, spoon, harng, gerlisa, christine, jeeva, mar, chaw, alicia, liyi,
sotec, windchester, XTR, sly
sam, faris, me, jasmine
ash......

i will miss u guys....


wait....
look at this..















look properly..
look closely..
nvm.. look at this..



















hahaha...
we are gays?
hahaha...

no
no
no
no
no
no

this pic is for entertaining onli...
so u all dun think soo much ok?
just go ahead and laugh..
but we are not gays...

finally 2 days of rest...

hahaha.. long time nv blog liao.. paiseh lah... come home tired.. or too lazy liao lah... haha...

last sat watch movie at lido, this tuesday watch at lido again.. so thats 2 movies in a week.. but the feelin about the movie totally diff sia... when watchin the maid, the show very scary, very nice to watch. this tuesday went to watch drink drank drunk with alicia, sam, jun sien, harng, gerlisa... the show cast all very nice rite? but the movie damn boring sia.. stupid storyline.. see until want to slp.. kaozzz.. that day i pontang science leh... hahaha.. somehow feel cheated by alicia about the movie... then after that, went to play pool.. for 2 hrs.. hmm... startin very gd lah.. but slowly slowly lost the touch.. damn... then at 530, went to work.... hahaha... saw mr azhar, desmond, stef and many ppl sia... damn tired after reachin home.. slpzzzzz....

wednesday....
hmm... class about 10 over ppl onli.. padma rao treated us pizza lor... cost her about $70.. hahaha.. hmm... a somehow bad day sia... played a prank.. make some1 u nv dream that she will cry, cried.. although not onli my fault lah.. but feel damn bad and guilty sia... u will nv ever dream that she cry sia... fuck... sorry sorry.. go to work lor.. feel for the first time the work is like nv endless.. like time not enuff lidat.. kaozz.. kenna cuts and blue black alot... really alot leh.. haizzz... sway.. after work, chong to get stuff from stef.. thnks her alot.. haha... got myself a pack of changi V nasi lemak.. nice!!! hahahaha...

today....
Vb class.. slack sia.. didnt do any VB at all... becoz all dun care already.. just go up "play" game lor.. hehe... today slack, slack and slack.. hahaha... heard something shockin...? i can onli say... i wont love any1.. becoz in my heart.. onli got her, A... no1 will replace her.... understand? hahaha... sound soo chim.. make it simple... i wont like any1... onli waiting for her... lidat can liao ba? haha.. then.. hahahahhahaha... alicia oso get a very very shockin news sia.. hahaha.. i almost laugh until my jaws drop sia.. hahaha.. gd luck to her lor.. today after reachin home... play soccer... today and tml off.. woohoo.. finally can rest and do my stuffs.. kaozz.. play soccer.. so tiring sia... long time nv go run.. thnks to sick and no time.. play for an hour lor.. sweat until like free sia.. haha... now watchin superstar.. kelly must WIN!!! imagine a blind guy is our superstar? wat the Fuck!! pui... hahaha... by the way, after playin soccer just now, my blisters bleed again.. damn!! but this time, get ah ma to apply medicine for me.. hehe..

hmm...
tml last day of PL0104 le... semester ending liao.. soo sad rite? haizzz.. playin game with class.. hope they sporty enuff lor.. haha... what will happen tml? duno sia.... haizzz.... i will miss them!! i know i will!!!

continue tml...
gd nitezzzzz...
take care every1...
miss u dar!