Story Pck's Body.....

One day, viruses A (fever), B (headache), C (flu) and D (cough) were discussing about PCK in his very own body…
Virus A: “siao eh, u all see hor, this bloody blacky always slp so late, sometime oso slp little nia.”
Virus D: “ya lor!”
Virus B: “the worst thing is that he still plays soccer in the rain. Damn bloody stupid rite? Make the antibodies work like hell.”
Virus D: “ya lor!”
Virus C: “now the antibodies are all very weak liao. Time for us to get in action!”
Virus D: “ya lor!”
Viruses A, B, C: “………” (Silence for 1 min, thinking “except ya lor, wat the fuck can he say?”)
Together: “wahahaha! Time to make him suffer!”

On 20th September:
Virus A: “lets go attack the big head of his first!”
Virus D: (for the first time) “chiong ar!!!”
They fought the antibodies all the way to the brain. Due to previous work commitments, the antibodies were plain tired. And were easily beaten.

When they finally reach the brain…
Virus B: “knnbccb! The antibodies also like him sia.. So stubborn…” (Wiping his sweat)
Virus A: “ok guys… time for party!”
Virus B starts to make his head like goin to burst, virus C makes his nose block like hell, D makes him cough like fuck and lastly, the most vicious of all, A, makes him kenna fever. Hot like fuck!

They were having quite some fun. And the bloody blacky was suffering like hell. Tossing and turning in bed… cant slp… whole body aching and head was bursting into pieces… “argh!!!”

On 21st September:
Bloody blacky finally step into the polyclinic… he came back with a bag of medicine. He took it and went to slp. He slp and slp and slp. While the medicine are starting to take effect.
Virus B: “I think I heard something from the artery.”
Virus D: (shaking legs) “wa lan ehh… dun worry so much can anot? Enjoy abit lah.”
Viruses A and C: (eating tidbits) “ Ya lah. Relax abit. We are in control now.”
But the sound of marching in the artery seems getting nearer and nearer. And out of a sudden, a large number of antibodies from the medicine appear. They fought very hard against the viruses.
After 1 day, 22nd September:
Viruses A, C, D: “ B, we shld have listen to u… but now, its already too late! Haizz…”
Becoz B was rather hum ji, so he wore a bullet proof vest. He was half dead also lah.
So Pck is suffering from very bad headache. Becoz B is still trying to make a last struggle.
Pck: “ knn. Lim bei head like goin to burst anytime.” He went to eat 2 more panadol…
Virus B: “NO…………”
All the viruses KO… all die…
Pck: “ my head still very “heavy” leh, duno how to go work tml.”
But never would pck know that during the viruses stay in the brain, they spoil the “release” button.
Damn!
So now he is suffering from constipation. 3 days since he last visited the toilet.

How huh? I eat about 4 apples, 3 bananas and half a papaya in 2 days. Still no feelin to go toilet. Haizz.. die die… tml how to go work sia. Later use strength then all the shit force out… hahahahaha! I not that disgusting lah…



I know this entry is kind of lame. I admit. Becoz I too bored liao.. “argh!!!” my head still like goin to burst lidat… haizzz.. time to go slp liao…its 1am le… haizzz.. any comment? Tag and let me know.
*head pain head pain*